That should make it even more humiliating when we break the record first. Surely she's gone down. Let's go. Mike: Hey, genius, you wanna know why I bought the car? Mike's face is totally obscured by the bar code. ), (Suddenly, a huge shadow covers them. Randall: What happened?! I'm trying to be honest, just hear me out. Right? It ain't easy being banished. (As the commotion clears, Sulley peeks out from behind Boo's door. Oh, Googly Bear! Mike: Yes, I do. Waternoose and Randall watch with anticipation as the machine nears Boo's face. Redneck boy: (o.s.) (Charlie, the assistant at the next station, turns to Mike.). Mike's feet are wet, and one of his feet has toilet paper on it.). But when the big hand points down. (Mike stares at Sulley as if he is insane.). A metal dome is bolted over the sock. Sulley: (stopping) Randall? Not when we're so close to breaking the record. with a million or two , Mike: (v.o.) (With chaos behind them, panicked Monsters speaks into camera.). Boo waves goodbye, taunting.). (Worklights flash on, flooding the room with light. Which means the scare floor will be Randall: (losing it) Empty! Tugging on a wrench, Boo accidentally opens a secret panel, revealing a dark corridor. (Randall glares at Waternoose. Wait a minute. ), (The bedroom light clicks off. (Screen fades to and from black revealing the Monsters, Inc. logo as the pupil moves around. Tony: (chuckling) I hear somebody's close to breaking the all-time scare record. (The CDA agents lead Waternoose out of the simulator room.). He has the child. How're you doing? ), Mike: Oh, hey! Inside, Mary sings. She grows self-conscious.). (stops mocking) What a creep. Sulley falls to the ground, still holding Boo. ), (Mike gasps. Mike stands in front of him barking orders like a coach.). (Ted answers. Yeti points to Mike nervously - he did it.). Come on, get lost, you two. Sulley hangs on with just two fingers.) Judging by her tone, she's been through this before.). Sulley: Ah, actually, that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring. I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this. So, what do you think of that kid getting out, Sullivan? That's great news. Sulley gasps for breath.). This is not what Randall was expecting.). Uh, you know it's Sulley: It's just I forgot about some paperwork I was supposed to file. There was a lot of wood to go through. (A circular shower curtain flies up around George, yelping in terror. (The door is clearly missing a piece. Did she turn invisible? Sulley: We have to get Boo's door and find a station. Then the screen flashes to Mike and Sulley talking to Needleman and Smitty.). Oh, I love kindergarten. Oh, what a great idea; goin' to your old pal Waternoose! ), (Yellow-suited figures known as the CDA rappel through the windows from the ceiling overhead. Randall is gone! Celia: Hey, Googly Bear, wanna get going? (gasps) Don't let the kid touch you! ), (Relieved, Sulley turns and walks away. You just get the machine up and running, I'll take care of the kid. ), (Sulley cowers on a bench, backed into a corner of the room. 4 Being Shipped To Ireland. P.T. But you DIDN'T, did you?! I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have, (Pixar Animation Studios logo appears. The eastern portion of the United States is illuminated as Jerry Slugsworth steps up.). (Mike closes the door on his face, squishing it and making a goofy face. Fungus waits impatiently, pointing to the newspaper as Randall kicks open each stall door. Not now, not now, I'm-- (seeing Mary) Oh, hello, little one. (Sulley gives his fans a high five as Mr. Waternoose approaches.). he tucks the teddy bear in next to her.). (It's not working -- she continues to cry. ), Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) Sulley: Hi, guys! SULLIVAN! (Boo's door sails out of the vault corridor and into the Scare Floor. Sulley bursts through the door and spots Boo standing alone in the middle of the moonlit room.). Mike: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! ), (Randall stops. (into wrist communicator) Bring me a door shredder. For a moment, all is quiet. Sulley tries to mime his words. The door opens. (The Scare Floor is now filled with CDA agents. The lights surge, and monitors crackle. Sulley: Are you sleepy? Okay, stop. Rock music pounds as the door opens and Claws scrambles out of the room, sobbing pathetically.). (Randall and the other monsters follow suit. Fungus puts on a pair of three-eyed grouch glasses. Little Boy: (o.s.) Mr. Waternoose: Aaah! I'm your pal, I'm-I'm-I'm your best friend. CDA Agent: I'll get him. Mike: (whispering to Sulley) Of course I have her card key. (Sulley pulls Mike up into the door with him just as Randall emerges from Hawaii. (Sulley looks at Boo and sighs. The new commercial's on. It slows to a stop. The kid inside screams. You know we still need her to laugh. (Mama beans Randall on the head with the shovel.). We're BANISHED, genius!! ), (Boo re-enters the shot from the left while still laughing. Prepare for decontamination. ), (Mike jumps over to another door with Sulley and Boo. ), (Sulley and Mike wear colanders, snorkel masks, and oven mitts for protection. Claws' assistant slaps him across the face again.). ), (They nearly bump into a group of CDA agents, inspecting a trash can.). Waternoose yells at him from behind the machine.). All the doors are being returned to the vault. (Sulley starts to walk out, but the kid whines anxiously. No, no, no, no, no, no. Sulley speaks to Mary as though one might talk to a dog.). He turns towards Mike.). (The machine comes closer to Randall and Mike.). Sure. Isolate the contaminate! (laughs) Hey, Boo, just kidding. Then we cut to Needleman and Smitty posing as Randall and Fungus. Mike: You know what? Waternoose: Sullivan was TWICE the scarer you'll ever be! Bring in reinforcements! Randall: Gimme that kid! Now, bon voyage. ), Sulley: No monster in here. Mike: Really? He surveys the fruit of his labors. You have your own climate. Randall lands in the same French kid's room, then continues after Mike and Sulley. Mike: Whew! Then the screen fades to black, then from black to reveal a boy's bedroom lit up. (Boo is riding Randall, pulling his fronds! Sulley let her in! It's on the front page! It'll be empty, you idiot! Computer voice: (over P.A.) Heroes, Inc. | AlexCWebb Studios Wiki | Fandom (to Sulley) How about you, big fella? Mike: He's a paranoid delusional furball. I'll call you! Mike: Hey, what's the matter? The door is white, and it has five flowers on it.). And we can take you to his secret lab, which is right here in this factory. Patrons scramble out the door, screaming. Sulley pops her door out of its station and heads for the exit. Sulley chuckles as he walks toward her.). Waternoose: What is this?! Where are you going? Mike: Well, listen, if you got a minute, there's something I want to show you. The idea for Monsters, Inc. started with a lunch in 1994. ), (Screen flashes, revealing Sulley in the MI bathroom. (A monster photographer is about to take a picture of a happy monster couple.). Mike hangs precariously over the vault, thousands of feet in the air.). Mike smiles and steps aside. We're part of your life. Sounds like fun in there. The cube travels down a conveyor belt towards Sulley. ), (Boo comes skipping around a corner and run into a group of monster kids. Celia's snakes begin kissing Mike, too, and it tickles him.). Sulley jumps onto a faster moving door on an adjacent track. Ah, sure we put the factory in the toilet, and gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now. You! (The Scare Floor is dark and empty; everyone is still at lunch.). ), (Suddenly, there is a thump noise behind him. Try not to run through anymore closets. Sulley: Boo! How could I be so stupid? You're making it worse! (Mike, Sulley and Boo do a quick detour, avoiding the CDA.). (Mike and Sulley run though the room and exit. Fungus: (o.s.) ), Sulley: Ready or not, here I come!! Satisfied, Bile bounces a soccer ball and smiles. No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Looks like you're out of a job. A television sequel/midquel spinoff series titled Monsters at Work was announced during a Disney press release on November 9, 2017. This could destroy the company. Look out! This is how Outtakes and company play goes in Ryan's Adventures of Monsters, Inc. . (Sulley drops to the ground and lies motionless, then jogs again.). Mike grabs the stool and heads for the closet door.). Their silhouettes are visible as they pause in front of it. Mike: Who cares? (CDA agents burst out from the bathroom stalls. ), (They speed through the vault as if on a roller coaster ride. Mike: (cutting him off) Okay, Sulley, that's enough. Sulley's eyes widen. Not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power. ), (Boo thinks this is hilarious and begins laughing. The lantern dangles from a ski pole on the sled, lighting the way as Sulley navigates the treacherous terrain. I love working with that big guy. He watches Mary sleep, a tiny figure in his giant bed. Come here! (Mr. Waternoose unlocks the can, and the sound of children's scream leak out. Is that a new haircut? He puts some of the pieces on a newspaper as a little area for Mary to sleep, but she sticks with sleeping in Sulley's bed.). , (A male monster scream, which almost sounds like Tino Insana's voice, can be heard as the crowd of monsters run across the stage behind Mike. AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!! Right up until you chuckled like that and, uh, now I'm thinkin' I should just get out of here. Sulley: (to himself) So the pink copies goes to accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Roz. Mike sees something that make his eye go wide. There's no "we" this time, pal. What'd you do with it? The laughter subsides, and all is dark. Good night, mom. Fungus: I don't know. Needleman: Is not! Nice, quiet Nepal. Mike: That's it. (This gets Randall's attention. What happens when the whistle blows in 5 minutes? ), (Boo waves bye-bye to Mike as she turns back to Sulley. Sleep tight, kiddo. Come on. Sulley: (lifting Boo's head) Oh, sorry, she didn't see that. Photographer: (o.s.) Go get the stick. It's okay. She whistles for her son as "If I Didn't Have You" starts up again. She whimpers. But we both know it's true! ), (Boo jumps in front of the open door, but only sees her closet with her stuff in it), (The portal to the monster world has closed. (Mike peeks around the menu, grins awkwardly at Celia, then ducks back behind. Mike: Think romantical thoughts. ), (The Scarers stop opposite their doors. Announcer: Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tucked them in, and shut off the light, (The lights go out) that there are monsters hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge. Mr. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors. (As Mike continues, Sulley approaches Boo, who is petrified.). (All doors are ejected and return to the vault.). (chuckles) Can you believe that? Randall? That's got to be a new haircut. Smitty is shown wearing Fungus' glasses. A siren blares. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Sulley lies motionless in the snow, the wind howling through his fur. It's (putting it all together) Ohhhhh. I got us a way out of this mess, but we gotta hurry. Let's go, everybody. Dodgeball was the best. Everything is not okay. I don't like this. Where are you, buddy? Mike: Hey, good evening, how are you? [The bedroom light clicks off. (Sulley opens the closet, but with Roz inside it. Yo. We gotta shut down for a half-hour and reset the system. Randall: You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan! CDA Agent #1: Number One wants this place dusted for prints. Soft moonlight illuminates the room. Mike: I don't believe it. Mike: Hello? (then he scans the bathroom) Okay, Sulley. 4:42. I'm going to be doing some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers. The bear!! A single touch could kill you! Hoo-hoo! Mike: Sulley, I've had enough. And I don't want to see any paperwork on this. This company can't afford any more bad publicity. He shuts the door and shimmies up toward Sulley), (Mike's hand slips from Sulley's grasp, but he grabs Mike's foot. Never! Called himself "King Itchy". ), (Clapperboard closes and is pulled away, revealing Sulley cowering behind the trash lid as he slowly walks backwards. Randall: Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste. Sulley runs down the hall searching for Boo. George's fur flies up over the curtain. ), Sulley: Oh, no problem. You have until then to put the kid back. We warm your home. (Celia's eye widens, then narrows in determination. ), (Sulley realizes it's up to him to say goodbye. ), (He falls, trips over a laundry basket, slips on a rug, and is ejected out of Boo's room. ), (Sulley freezes as two CDA agents head towards him.). Sulley: (relieved) Boo! (Later in the living room, Sulley hangs upside-down from a beam, doing some "gravity" sit-ups.). Sulley: What, you mean You mean, I can't see her again? ), (Randall hears the commotion and turns around. Boo chases him. We see the toys on the shelf. A sign light above the Scare Floor changes from "STANDBY" to "SCARE", replacing the red monster to a green monster. Waternoose: I hope you're happy, Sullivan. Step Brothers (2008) Bloopers, Gag Reel & Outtakes. ), (Chaos ensues. More details are available in the progress report.. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Fight that plaque! ), (Waternoose stands at an empty door station with Boo's card key in his claw. Sulley notices this turn of events. Floor Manager: Hey, Sulley, where have you been all day? TITLE: MONSTERS UNIVERSITY FADE TO: EXT. (SLAM! (He opens the box and we see: "BUSINESS SHRIEK" magazine. Then finally, a flush.). Boo stands in front of him waving her arms. Scientist: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!!! Waternoose scratches at the doors. The song continues. Mike: Sull, that's a cube of garbage. (Screen flashes to the dark and empty Scare Floor), (Mike starts running into the scare floor), (Mike closes his eye, not daring to hope. Take my buddy, Bigfoot. (Mike nervously chuckles as a microphone dangles from above him). Needleman: (o.s.) Situation is niner-niner-zero. Little Boy: (o.s.) It swings open, exposing Sulley, Mike and Mary. (Sulley punches the wall in frustration, sending a piece of ice across the floor. Mike: (v.o.) ), (Sulley closes the door, embarrassed. On the other side of the desk, Randall silently uncamouflages. Boo is with him, now out of her disguise and wearing only one sock. I mean, how 'bout all this fabulous snow, huh? Mr. Waternoose: (to recruits) Pay attention, everyone. Randall stops. (Mike takes off, carrying Boo's monster disguise. Randall studies the blurred photo of Boo in the restaurant. Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right? Mike: I'm telling you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. Mike Wazowski! Celia is right in front of him, scuffed, bruised, and wearing an Elizabethan collar around her neck.). A child screams in the distance. Redneck boy: Get it, mama! (to phone) Ha-ha, what can I say? They see Mary and scream, scrambling behind a chair for protection. Around a three-day hike. (He rushes in as the water in the giant toilet swirls around. ), (Mike continues to pound at Sulley as they flip over an embankment, landing with a thud several yards below. Randall: No, no, wait! Mike: None of it matters? Banished with your best friend. I always wanted a pet THAT COULD KILL ME!!! He can't see where it's coming from. We're just two regular Joes on our way to work. He holds out his hand, formally. (Between each push-up, Sulley springs into the air, striking a fearsome pose and roaring. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Waternoose: (o.s.) Randall: Word on the street is the kid's been traced back to this factory. Get that gator! Category:Pixar Transcripts | Moviepedia | Fandom Mike: We're going! Mike: Wait a minute? The lights in the room dim, and the animatronic kid resets. There is nothing Sulley can say. (Sulley runs down the hallway, carrying both Boo and Mike.). Anybody scaring in here? The lunch bell rings. CDA Agent #1: The one from the commercial. Mary pulls covers over her head. He jumps a second time but loses his grip, almost falling. She's a slug-like monster with horn-rimmed glasses.). Sulley: (sighs) Fine. This is Harry Hausens, a top Monstropolis eatery. I'm out of ideas. Sulley: (looking for Mike) Mike? Up! They look up to see a giant monster! Waternoose: (to CDA) Gentlemen, safety is our number one concern. Because of you, I am now stuck in this frozen wasteland! (Sulley turns the corner and slams into Randall.

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